“Blaine Katy Perry Potter, you put your wand in my love cave right now,” Kurt demanded the older boy, lying on the bed while rubbing his man nubs seductively.
“Oh my wizard god, Kurt. Can I kiss you?” The brunette asked the counter tenor. The pale boy blushed.
“In the name of Alexander McQueen, yes,” he moaned.
Blaine crawled on top of his lover and kissed his breath away. The chestnut haired boy blushed.
“I’m going to put my redvine in you now. Do you want that?” the taller boy whispered.
Kurt blushed and nodded. Blaine eagerly thrust his man meat into his boyfriend’s pit of sex . There was no time for dumb things like prep today, he needed sex right goddamn now. The younger boy moaned and blushed.
“You feel so good in me, how do you do that?” he groaned wantonly, putting on a pair of pink sunglasses. Blaine smirked as he continued to thrust into the butthole.
“I’m Harry Freaking Potter” he whispered and then they both spilled their seed into the moonlit night.

odoronosavedmyday:

sleepy0wl:

banasmagiccastle:

broadway-aradia:

snaggle-teeth:

Why not? I’m mad bored anyway….

omg inky did it i hAVE TO DO IT TOO

work is boring what if i did a few of these instead

Can i do these too i really dont want to do my psych project

yep do it and i’ll love you forever 

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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• kurt: what are we going as this year?
• blaine: greek gods? you'd make a great apollo
• kurt: ...
• blaine: you know, god of the sun and all that
• kurt: you're a dork
• blaine: OOH PIRATES
• kurt: no
• blaine: but i have eyepatch experience!
• kurt: no
• blaine: but then i can say things like ARR SHOW ME YER BOOTY
• kurt: why do you think i said no?
• blaine: or ARRRR ALL HANDS ON DICK
• kurt: you mean deck
• blaine: i really don't

explodeyfaces:

#this is an accurate representation of me trying to introduce friends to a new fandom